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me: *applying eos lip balm*
brain: bite into it
me: what why
brain: Egg

grugz:

extrasad:

I can’t stop thinking about u and I’m so sad

url checks out

dongstomper:

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

Anonymous asked: do you check out all your new followers?

rxnzocx:

yup, im always on the lookout for new blogs :)

OMg he followed me i’m freaking out rn!!

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thatsnicebutimmarried:

The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”

"My favorite definition for bisexuality so far is the one popularized by (the wonderful) bisexual activist Robyn Ochs. Ochs says, “I call myself bisexual because I acknowledge that I have in myself the potential to be attracted—romantically and/or sexually—to people of more than one sex, and/or gender, not necessarily at the same time, not necessarily in the same way, and not necessarily to the same degree.”

This is by far the broadest and most enabling definition of bisexuality that I’ve found to date. Its strength is in the way it enables anyone who wants to identify as bisexual to do so. (In other words, it reassures people.)

In a world in which bisexuality is usually very narrowly defined, many people who experience bisexual desire, and want to identify as bi, often feel afraid to start (or keep) identifying as such, as they feel as though they “don’t qualify.” The role that an enabling definition for bisexuality can fulfill to counter these feelings of internalized biphobia is invaluable—and I feel that Ochs’s definition does just that. It reassures people that they are “allowed” to identify as bisexual if they wish to do so.”
Shiri Eisner, from her 2013 Book ”Bi: Notes for a Bisexual Revolution (p. 21-22)

yiffmountain:

idea for new reality show called “steal your dog” basically i go into people’s houses who arent nice to their dogs and i fucking steal the dog

sensualgif:

if ur boyfriend doesnt touch ur butt all the time is he even ur boyfriend

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

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