reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you
The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”
idea for new reality show called “steal your dog” basically i go into people’s houses who arent nice to their dogs and i fucking steal the dog
if ur boyfriend doesnt touch ur butt all the time is he even ur boyfriend
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
even gifs move more than i do